Rise And Shine: A Guy’s Guide To Morning Foreplay
Lol I do this all the time. ask about me.
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”
“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.
“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”
Dolphins see themselves in a mirror
everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror
Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.
Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools (Religion Remix) [Trap]
“If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father”
Lol well, that escalated quickly.